KOWLOON.

my great aunt Itsuko passed away last year - just months after her 100th birthday

I still miss her and hearing about her travels

she lived and saw SO MUCH

I'll always think about her when I wear these

she was one classy lady.

love you Aunty SUE.

do the halle berry ....

get your FACE on here >>>> MAYK FUCK EBAY

all the way turnt up...

I wish I could dial down the sensitivty of my nose.

listening to "all the way turnt up" - roscoe dash

JPG for La Perla

feuillage tulle bra - jean paul gaultier for la perla @ netaporter

obsession: cire trudon

only sprays and candles from the oldest candle manufacturer in France

are good enough for MayKs nose

/elitist/

roi soleil candle and ab del kader roomspray from cire trudon

listening to the Knicks BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA the HEAT

fuck you lebron.

I use my youth blood.

pelle moda pony hair flats

listening to "youth Blood" - Jinder

a dress I'll probably never wear

I can't bend over without exposing my ENTIRE CHEST

ungodly side-boob

front-boob

all-boob

total-boob

but it was gifted to me so I can't complain

might as well give the girls a night out on the town

with a toolkit of whiskey and fashion tape.

gestuz dress for Oak nyc

listening to "youth blood" - little jinder

recipes from 4 year olds...

here are some recipes written and illustrated by 4 year olds from Hawai'i

shit made my day....

MORE SHIT I DON'T NEED

MAYK FUCK EBAY

NEW TOY >>> harinezumi 2++

while shopping for a new toy (vibrator//jimmyjane)

. . . no shame here

I took the opportunity to try out another new toy

I had copped a questionable Superheadz Harinezumi 2++ on eBay for next to nothing

the seller didn't have a battery or memory card and had never tested it

so I took the risk that either the camera was as mint as it looked

or I had just spent $30 on a piece of junk.

I had bought and returned the same camera at retail ($180) a week before because I couldn't justify the spending

////crossed my fingers and waited////

it works.

it's fun

it's SO FUCKING TINY

at $45 after purchasing a microSD and CR2 battery it's totally worth the purchase

it shoots video

and lovely oversaturated Lomo-esque type photos

due to deliberate yet random imperfections built into its digital sensor.

I recommend it - but do NOT pay full price.

listening to JETS vs PATRIOTS

LOUHKOUM

I've been on a sweet perfume kick

recent purchase

-L'Artisan Havana Vanille

recent WANT

-L'Artisan Traversee du Bosphore

and thanks to some amazing customer service at Keiko Mecheri Perfumes

I have the Louhkoum Trio sampler en route.

I've gone from wanting to smell like leather, smoke and suede

to almonds, marizpan and vanilla-ed roses.

how things change.

Since Takashimaya closed last year - there are no stockists in NYC who carry the line

which is a shame for my nose

but good for my wallet

listening to "you used to hold me" - Calvin Harris

I live with monsters

since I purchased it on Thankgiving eve

my cats have made quick work of tearing the fuck out of my leather storage ottoman

so I thought maybe I could deter them

by placing the skin of another animal on it

preferably one with the same color fur as them

open letter to my cats >>>

think of this as a warning

or as a warm place to sleep

claws off.

mini cowhide throw from thepillowgallery on etsy

listening to "moment 4 life" - nicki minaj

GETITGURL

it's gonna be a killer

PETRA MRKYZ

I kind of WANT a tattoo of my initials in FURRY PEOPLE.

I'm serious.

SRSLY.

LEOTARD CITY