the S.S. FRIEND - sans scabs

the SS FRIEND destroyer by Marina Inoue

I finally got around to attempting a proper photo . . . .

hard when you don't have a photographer at your disposal.

listening to "every day is a weekend" - E40

theres mad kittens + anitcon rappers and naked girls . . .

thank you to Diplo

for almost perfectly summing me up in a handful of words

the MayK tumblr made his top 50 hot girl tumblr list

CHEE

you can see the original post here

big ups to mllejae for calling my attention to it

if you aren't following me on tumblr

please look for the amazing Hadouken gif on my sidebar

backlog: the baddies re-opening

***** check out some lowered prices on mayk fuck ebay *****

long story short

baddies reopened for a night

it sucked

so we went to Kenmare

and it sucked too

that's it.

AA shirt/gap blazer/favorite bra

OCC LIP TAR in WARNING

listening to "white girl" - Trina

. . like jurassic park except I'm your sex-a-saurus

zara cat shirt

sNash "i love pork" necklace - available at the Shape of Lies

IF YOU DON'T KNOW "THE ZOO" by R KELLZ

EDUCATE YOURSELF HERE

THX CARHARTT

now hook it up!

gold teeth in my mizouth

listening to "north memphis" - project pat

ALL YOUR NAILZ ARE BELONG TO MAYK

So it's MORE than official now.

I'm doing nails.

$20 a pop and 30 minutes of your time

gives you bomb nails for 2-3 weeks

CHEEEE

SO OBVS I'M LIQUIDATING ALL NAILPOLISH NOW

Get your NAILZ on gurl and snatch up mah shit at

MAYK FUCK EBAY

http://maykfuckebay.blogspot.com/

listening to "make you mine" - breakbot

Bodies look like this size

one day I'll stop quoting CiCi

maybe

until then

rewind to June 2009 when I was crying like Rehh Dog about

THIS SHIRT BEING SOLD the FUCK OUT

guess what.

there is reprint action happening

All my cyber-bullying has paid off and after much creepstering

PATRICK JILBERT IS REPRINTING "THICK GIRLS ARE DOPE"

um yeah

this shit is huge

get on it and get yours HERE

***ps the reprint is gonna be on a black heather tri-blend AA tee - so good***

cheers to creepstering, gmail, cheap bourbon and coorsLight

listening to "relax and take notes"- 8 ball & MJG

MAYK NAILZ.

so.

GEL NAILZ

**the OPI AXXIUM system is kinda dope**

I'm doing them for myself, friends and co-workers

OUT OF MY APARTMENT.

OUT OF MY OFFICE

shit is serious.

kinda gay

but SRS.

I'm saving money

and making some.

watch out VALLEY NAILS - MAYK IS ON THE COME UP.

needless to say I gotta liquidate my nail polish stash.

I'm gonna be selling these through

MAYK FUCK EBAY

http://maykfuckebay.blogspot.com/

I'll have them posted up there soon. Gonna sell them in the bunches as pictured.

If any of them have caught your eye already you can email me at

maykalldayeveryday@gmail.com

OPI HOLIDAY 2009 - $30

SOLD SOLD lippmann TRIO - $25 SOLD SOLD

Glitter like MARIAH - $15

SOLD SOLD TAupes Essie///OPI - $12 SOLD SOLD

SOLD SOLD Orly Bonder//Orly Matte Top - $7 SOLD SOLD

SOLD SOLD ESSIE//OPI for Sephora - $10 SOLD SOLD

LIPPMANN ///ORLY - $10

listening to "hard in da paint" - waka flocka flame

maykallday on twitter

In Russia - birthday celebrates YOU!

it was a good one JB

much ♥

THROW YOUR DUBS IN THE AIR

unremarkable day

except that at one point I had TQ on loop for a couple hours straight.

f21 boots/uniqlo skirt/jcrew cardigan/vintage scarf

MONEY ON THE FUCKING DRESSER

drive a compressor.

TOP NOTCH HOES.

seriously.

as long as patrick jilbert + blood is the new black keep putting lyrics on tees

I'll buy em.

microLion

F21 boots/vintage romper/norma kamali blazer/ny&co scarf/Stinky the microLion

listening to "anonymous" - bobby valentino**

**yes, I love this song. It's incredibly embarrassing.

yobabywhatsyoname?

just a quick note of thanks to my followers

who are still following

despite my shitty updating.

I think it's pretty fucking cool you stuck around.

I'm on twitter more than usual as of late - so follow me here

MAYKALLDAY on TWITTER

and here's some THAT DOG since that gurl had some SRS eyeliner skillz

drafting notes on my blackberry like a boss

just as in retail

where we look to anniversary and improve upon our performance LAST YEAR (LY)

my health has decided to improve/decline? on LY comps

thanks immune system

you really dropped the ball this year

exhibit A: HOSPITAL STAY

exhibit B: as of yesterday I have NO VOICE

you dropped the ball so fucking hard that it broke through the floor

and crashed into my neighbors downstairs apartment

WOO.

Thing I can't do:

-talk at any volume

-talk at any register

-hand gesture wildly

because if I do I will laugh so much (in that silent weird hyperventilating way)

that will cause me to convulse in a fit of coughs

-whisper

Things I can do:

-carry my blackberry everywhere and type notes to people

^^^^

this actually works.

bright point #1

I decided to start waking up earlier (to cough up phlegm) but I'd like to pretend for the time being that I'm actively getting a head-start on my day. This involves watching "Saved by the Bell" and drinking coffee - which invariably leads to me being late to work anyway. You can't really leave in the MIDDLE of an episode of "Saved by the Bell"

bright point #2

In these weird new morning hours I'm finding time to do things I usually don't have time for. Note: this does not include going to the gym, or anything useful for that matter. I play videogames. I fold my jeans. I dance to morning jamz on the radio.

Also

I think I've found time to take outfit photos.

which is good for two reasons.

#1 It forces me to shower

#2 It keeps me from wearing the same shirt for 5 days straight

so here goes it. Mayk is back to outfit blogging**

**an activity that has more utility than DRINKING. this is a FACT

Tara Subkoff for Easy Spirit boots

Remember this collab? Tara Subkoff of TEENAGE CAVEMAN fame x EASY SPIRIT?

I mean yeah Tara Subkoff had her whole Imitation of Christ thing rolling back then in 2005-2006.

BUT

SHIT

TEENAGE CAVEMAN

LARRY CLARK

If that doesn't make you someone important in this world then I don't know what will.

Anyway

I remember when the line was released - I was still at my first job out of college, incredulous that ANYONE would pay $400+ for BOOTS?!?

and needless to say I didn't shell out

but somewhere around 2009, "Tara subkoff easy spirit" became one of my tried and true eBay searches.

hence these bad boys that rolled my way two weeks ago

fuck you $415!!!!

I paid $65

eBay and I are on good terms for the time being.

please don't pay attention to me

but rather to the changing position of Stinky the cat.

he just ate.

CatComa.

CatItis

CatKanakAttack

AA chiffon shirt, ny&co leggings, Banana Republic cardigan, Shanna Nash necklace, Tara Subkoff boots

and that's it.

I had a lot to say - haven't spoken all day.

listening to "Let it Go" - The Black Ryder

kmrii

kmrii torpedo mercury bag.

huge thanks and big sloppy kisses to SS and AC

for making this this bad boy MINE

I'll snap better photos soon

for now I'm too busy carrying it everywhere I go.

love.

so.

much.