where we look to anniversary and improve upon our performance LAST YEAR (LY)
my health has decided to improve/decline? on LY comps
thanks immune system
you really dropped the ball this year
exhibit A: HOSPITAL STAY
exhibit B: as of yesterday I have NO VOICE
you dropped the ball so fucking hard that it broke through the floor
and crashed into my neighbors downstairs apartment
Thing I can't do:
-talk at any volume
-talk at any register
-hand gesture wildly
because if I do I will laugh so much (in that silent weird hyperventilating way)
that will cause me to convulse in a fit of coughs
Things I can do:
-carry my blackberry everywhere and type notes to people
this actually works.
bright point #1
I decided to start waking up earlier (to cough up phlegm) but I'd like to pretend for the time being that I'm actively getting a head-start on my day. This involves watching "Saved by the Bell" and drinking coffee - which invariably leads to me being late to work anyway. You can't really leave in the MIDDLE of an episode of "Saved by the Bell"
bright point #2
In these weird new morning hours I'm finding time to do things I usually don't have time for. Note: this does not include going to the gym, or anything useful for that matter. I play videogames. I fold my jeans. I dance to morning jamz on the radio.
I think I've found time to take outfit photos.
which is good for two reasons.
#1 It forces me to shower
#2 It keeps me from wearing the same shirt for 5 days straight
so here goes it. Mayk is back to outfit blogging**
**an activity that has more utility than DRINKING. this is a FACT
"you got that mean mug grill - that red in ya eyes - that ace of spades baby talkin big boy size - get in stack in each hand - and hold it like ya fresh - if they say man it's like that? say yes n*gga yes n*gga yes"